Tuesday, November 5, 2013

German Armor, Part One

Now don't think everything I have to say is going to be some kind of God-damned speech! I'm here to keep you sorry bastards alive, which means you need to know how to kill the enemy! Now, I'm not going to waste my time telling you how to kill Hun grunts! You boys should know how to handle that shit by yourselves! God gave you fingers to pull triggers!
Now, I'm here to tell you how to kill the damn German Armor!
And killing them is hard, boys, don't get me wrong. Their armor is thick and angled well to make our shells bounce off like pebbles! Their guns...well boys, let me put it this way. There ain't a tank in the world that can survive a direct hit from a German Heavies main gun! It will punch through your armor like a hot knife through butter!
I'm going to tell you everything you need to know about staying alive and killing those tough sons of bitches.

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